In a universe somewhere
is a galaxy somewhere...
Within which somewhere is a planet:
Earthdash.
There, when you look up at the sky,
you see a city called Mooneyes on the face of the moon.
Brighter than the sun during the day,
and shining more beautifully than the stars at night,
it is a symbol of hopes and dreams to the people.
They all dream of someday living on the moon...
All right! C'mon, Spanky!
Stop ordering me around!
I AM LEGEND
Everything ready, Ganz?
Yeah, yeah. Get on with it, would ya?
The more gawkers there are, the harder my job gets.
I told you we're gonna wait until the match starts.
What about you, Bel?
You're eating again, aren't you?
It's breakfast. It's okay,
I work better while I'm eating.
It's close to time. You ready, Dan?
Idiot, I should be asking you that.
Okay then, here I go.
Ten seconds...
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Zero!
Okay!
And the game's off to a roaring start as usual!
The world's current number one obsession, Bigfoot Basketball or BFB
needs no introductions before the match!
Just take a look at this!
The crowd's going crazy, they're at a fever pitch!
Honey.
K.
Kepple!
Yes, ma'am!
Well, well...
Huh? Wait a sec!
Today's the world series, ain't it?
You should've woken me earlier—
If you want to watch, you have to do your part in this relationship!
Hurry up and get to it!
Okay, okay, okay...
Kepple!
Okay!
It's Dunk Mask!
Stop!
Stop right there, Dunk Mask!
That punk!
He's always up to something!
Unit Six! Unit Six!
Force Dunk Mask to make a right turn off Cross Street and onto Pekkle!
Take that!
Bigfoots are just big, that's all!
Okay, one more block!
Good job.
On to the next!
Crap!
Bel, the time?
On the dot!
Right, touch down there, then keep running at the same speed.
Turn left at the third light and there'll be one.
Roger.
Next, turn right!
Count five and there's a ledge. Double back there and go down!
Roger!
Next, take the next right to a slight incline and jump it!
All right, go go!
Cut him there, cut, yeah!
Kepple! Hurry up!
Yes ma'am. I'm doing it! The sole responsibility given to me...
Sweet, exactly on time! Kepple!
Watering the flowers!
What?!
You're going down, BFB!
What?! He got away again?!
Yes, I'm sorry.
Sad to say, he's pretty nimble...
You idiot!
How many of the new upgraded Bigfoots do you think we mobilized?!
One, two, three...
You don't have to count 'em!
Dammit, that Dunk Mask!
How many TVs does he have to smash before he's satisfied?!
Man, that was close. One more and it would have been five hundred...
Check these out.
Great haul today!
Pretty good.
Watch your backs. They must be sniffin' around pretty hard.
We know that.
Don't be obvious spending it. They'll trace you.
Gotcha! Till next time.
Sorry I kept you.
You're late, Bel.
But unlike you I ran here with my own legs!
You're too fat.
Ganz?
Doin' well, doin' well.
That so?
Hey, hey, that's too much.
Dumbass! I'm the one risking his neck the most!
We are, both of us!
I know, I know.
But you know, it's probably time to hang 'em up soon.
It's just gonna get harder and harder to strip the parts.
I've had enough of the TVs.
But one more and we'll done five hundred!
Fool. No amount of broken TVs is gonna get rid of BFB.
Next time let's do something bigger!
What's this?
"Bigfoot Basketball is coming to Rollingtown:
Rolling Arena's Inaugural Game BFB League Regulars Match"?
I'll crush them.
You really do hate Bigfoots, don't you?
The giant-footed mechs that stole Coco's future, huh...?
So you're gonna spring something on this match?
Idiot. That's what I'm gonna figure out.
You're joking, right?
I'm hungry, I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
I'm home!
Coco, today I got you a present you're gonna like for sure!
What do you think it is?
Try guessing, Coco!
I don't really care.
If you didn't say that—
Ow...
Try opening it, Coco.
How many TVs paid for that?
That doesn't matter...
What is that?
A pet.
You gotta be me to be able to handle a vicious one like Spanky,
but a normal one would be okay even for you...
Throw it out.
But it's cute, right?
It's an eyesore.
They're expensive!
I don't want it.
Okay.
You bastard! What the hell did you just do?!
I was hungry, what was I supposed to do?!
Do you eat just anything when you're hungry?!
Oh? Want me to eat you too?!
I'd like to see you try, c'mon!
It doesn't matter to me, Brother,
but if you don't quit the stupid stunts soon,
you'll get caught.
Fine!
Last time I ever buy you anything!
Retards! Can't you do that quieter, you clod-foots?!
I'm gonna loosen all your screws and dismember you, you jerks!
A few loose screws won't take down a Bigfoot.
What?
I know all about those babies.
Those babies?
Here!
By "those babies" I meant the Bigfoots, of course.
Listen, there're lots of Bigfoots operating all over this town, right?
I came home 'cause it sounded like I'd have plenty of work.
Came home?
That's right. Looking after those babies is my job.
But it sounds like you don't like Bigfoots much.
Wrong. It's Bigfoot Basketball I don't like.
There are reasons...
It's true I hate the Bigfoots, but what's worse
is how boring their basketball is!
Boring?
Yeah, totally boring!
It doesn't make my heart pound at all,
seeing those huge-ass, stupid, slow mecha playing with a ball!
It pisses me off that they call it basketball!
The old Coco would rip through them so fast...
Come over to my place, I'll lend you clean clothes!
No, it's fine...
Come on, come on!
Let me go, you... Hey, are you listening?!
The moon, huh...
If just going to the moon would make everything go right for you,
life would be so simple.
No, it can happen!
This again.
Again?
He does this sometimes when he looks at the moon.
The moon! If I could just get to the moon...
Money...
Babes...
Delicious grub!
I'd have it all!
But there are babes here!
And then I'd shatter the whole universe's slow-ass Bigfoot Basketball!
What...?
And then...
On the moon, even Coco's legs could...
I'm home, Gramps.
Come on up.
What're you doing?
Just take off your clothes already.
What, you're embarrassed?
You're wet, so hurry up.
Okay.
For your height, you've got a pretty good body.
Don't talk about my height.
It bugs you!
Well, we can handle this.
I said, what do you mean?
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Till the washer's done, I'm gonna tantalize you...
slowly and sweetly.
Can't they be quieter about it?
This... This is...
Hey, what the hell?!
Come on, let's come together!
What do you mean "come"?!
Hey, you... What are you...?
Just relax!
It'll feel real good soon.
Y-Y-You...
Sit tight just a little longer.
Spanky, you little—!
All right. Wrap your hands around this.
No, no! Grip this thick one and put your fingers in like this!
Your index finger and middle finger, gently...
Okay...
Now step on it.
Step on it?
Here?!
Okay!
Gramps!
I'll be gone on a date until the laundry's done!
She's doing it in the wrong order!
You haven't seen anything yet!
See what the Bigfoot can do!
See! Careful, careful...
There!
There's one more—
No.
Like this, right?!
D-Don't just—
Jump!
How was that, huh?
How is it? This is a real Bigfoot!
Really? I'm not done yet!
I bet this one could pull off even better tricks!
Hey, slow down! What are you gonna do?!
So high and mighty.
Makes the sake taste bad.
Stop it! Wait!
Shut up! I bet this one could make it to the moon—!
No way, no way, no way!
Ow! Of course it can't!
Shut up! It's because your boobs are too heavy!
Don't you insult big boobs!
No way! Just look what you did to him!
I thought you said they couldn't be dismembered so easily!
Bigfoots can still break without being dismembered !
Whatever, Big-bust!
What?!
What is it, Dan?
You're boring.
Guess I'll ride your stupid head around some more.
So, what'd you think of the Bigfoot?
That baby was in a good mood too. I can tell.
He likes you.
Maybe it's even... reciprocated love.
Leap! Touchdown.
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.
But you only know 'em from TV, right?
Ta-da!
Next week, the first BFB League Regulars Match
will be held to inaugurate the new Rolling Arena!
So why don't you try watching it live for once?
What's her deal?
A Moon passport, huh?
Crap! Overslept!
I'm off!
Hey yo! It's finally time!
Rollingtown's first BFB Regulars Match!
And the moneybags who wanna taste that excitement in person are here in droves!
For starters, we got the Mayor and the VIP seats are chock-full of the greedy elites!
Anyone want a drink?
Cool your throat during the match!
Over here!
Thanks for your business!
I got it! Man, he's obnoxious.
Hurry it up!
The seats aren't gonna run away.
How'd you get three reserved seat tickets anyway?
Don't ask.
Bottom-of-the-barrel men, every last one.
All right! Anyway, here come the players!
It's starting, Dan.
Whatever.
Leave him alone. Why'd he wanna come anyway?
We've got the Jumbos, ranked sixth in the A-League,
versus the Sockets, B-League number ones, in a league playoff!
Anticipation! Craziness! Excitement!
Which team will survive to be in A-League next season?
Tip off!
Don't let the fever burn you to a cinder!
Huh?
What's that?
That's pretty different from the TV relay.
No way! On TV it's...
It's like it's sorta dull and plain, but if you think about it,
they add all these sparkles everywhere and throw in wild camerawork and lots of triple replays...
I guess it's like everyone was watching a sleazy infomercial filled with garish sound effects and getting all excited.
Looks like neither the Sockets nor the Jumbos feel like backing down an inch!
Whoa, danger! That's dangerous play!
Here we go! Dizzying offense and defense!
Who's gonna get the ball?
You've gotta be kidding me!
If this is basketball, then what did Coco used to be?!
Hey, speak up! That's boring, isn't it?!
It's not even a little exciting, is it?!
Hey, hey... Give us a hand, Spanky.
Now stay that way.
Reciprocated love? What's that?
It's us, Miyuki and Dan.
Dan, do you like me?
I guess.
See?
I like you too.
I'll come back!
I know I'll come back! Dan!
Miyuki!
Because we're reciprocated!
That's why I said "reciprocated love," duh.
You... You can't be.
Miyuki?!
What, you only just figured it out?
I came home just like I promised and that's the best you can do?
Well with those huge boobs there's no way I could've known it was you!
So where are we going?
Where your lover awaits!
Lover?
I didn't think you'd be able to stand seeing basketball like that!
That wasn't basketball!
Exactly!
Dan, show me what you're like when you go all-out!
Show your lover too!
This is boring.
Huh? Where's Dan?
Oh, he's gone.
A game like this, even if I'm told to pump them up it's not gonna happen.
What's that?
Dunk Mask!
It's Dunk Mask!
Dunk Mask!
W-What a surprise! It's Dunk Mask!
It's Dunk Mask with a Bigfoot!
It's Dan.
Yup!
Don't tell me he's gonna—
That's right! My name is Dunk Mask, so listen up!
I've been watching and what the hell is this slow ass, kids' league crap?!
Hey, what is this?!
Looks like he jacked into a mike somewhere!
Aren't you embarrassed in front of the moon?
Now I'm going to show you...
Some real basketball!
T-This is...
A Bigfoot running at full speed— No— dribbling!
This is a first in BFB records, an epoch-making true dribble!
We are now witnesses to history!
Dribbling making history?
But of course you dribble.
It's basketball.
Yeah, basketball!
Basketball!
It's basketball!
You morons! You should've played like this from the start!
Let's go! Let's music!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
This is fun!
Now you all try doing it too!
All right! I'm gonna go for what you guys could never do
and dunk it!
That one...
That movement...
What are you doing?! Call the cops!
You won't get away with this!
What, no way!
He's running on the wall!
This is basketball!
Go!
Sorry, but this is as far as you get!
That idiot, he's really done it now.
That felt good...
Looks like you found him.
Well, yeah.
It's reciprocated love.
Putting us through all that trouble!
We'll throw this out for you.
Dan, farewell!
Dan JD.
Still a minor, but his character: savage.
The incident: heinous.
Signs of remorse: nil.
His expression: cocky!
Dental hygiene: poor!
I hereby sentence you to one year in prison! Take him away!
I finally crushed you, BFB!
Serves you right!
That ain't rock nani ga machiga tteta to shitemo
That ain't rock, no matter what part of it was wrong.
One stop ki o tsuketa hou ga ii kamo ne
One stop; you might wanna be careful anyway
Step back. Up in this town, I'm number one.
Go
Some things ugokidasu koto tameratte
Some things. I hesitate to move.
Next dakedo wasureru no mo daiji da tte
Next, but forgetting those past experiences can be important, too.
Day sou tsuyoku natte mukaeta Today
Day - Yeah, I'm stronger now to face today.
Ah! susundeku no My way
Ah! I'll just keep going my way.
Sono te wo kazashite tsukamu Free world
Reach up your hand and grab on to a free world
Mou junbi okay tamerawanai de
You're already ready, okay? So, don't hesitate.
What is my utagau yochi mo nai
What is my? I don't even have room to doubt it
Mitsukaranu naka de shinogi kezuri
I bear through the intensity within a realm that cannot be found
Shut up and don't do what I say ki ni shinai de
Shut up and don't do what I say (oh) don't worry about it
Aruiteku no My way
I'll keep walking my way.
Kono te wo kazashite tsukamu Free world
Reach out your hand and grab onto a free world.
Mou junbi okay tamerawanai de
You're already ready, okay? So, don't hesitate.
Well. There's one year down the drain,
but now I can enjoy a peaceful town with no Bigfoot Basketball—
What the...
Yo, welcome back, Legend.
Legend?
Yeah. You became a legend.
I-I'm a legend?!
It's been a year. I wonder if Dan's doing well?
I heard he's getting out today.
I bet he'll be surprised.
Next time when you'll really be surprised: Legend Is Dead! Look forward to it!
NEXT TIME
LEGEND IS DEAD